(Most photos have large versions if you click.)

Getting tickets

Like a concert, there is competition. You buy tickets online in one of several waves of ticket sales starting in January. This year, there was a Pre-Sale (for those with extra cash), a Group sale, an Individual sale, and a last-minute OMG sale around the end of July. You could also purchase tickets people sold back to Burning Man through the STEP program after the sales completed. In addition, you could apply for a Low Income ticket.
You also needed to secure a vehicle pass on top of the ticket.
Being part of a theme camp enabled me to buy during the Group sale (for established theme camps) which had less competition, but still thousands and thousands of people trying. The tickets went on sale in February, a full 6 months before the event began. I purchased my tickets on the site in under ten minutes (somehow) which I'm sure has those who spent unsuccessful hours shaking their fists at the unfairness.
Regardless, tickets are not cheap! This is what it cost me:
Ticket$390
Vehicle Pass$50
Donation (optional, of course)$30
Service Fee$21
Delivery Fee (many options here)$12
TOTAL$503
I received my tickets (I'd actually bought two, but sold the other to a friend for face value; the price above is for a single entry ticket), vehicle pass, and the Survival Guide in mid-July. Receiving also occurs in waves, so you may not get your tickets at the same time as your friends. (You can also do Will Call).
Tickets
Whew
The Survival Guide is fascinating (and required) reading.

Buying all the things

You thought the above was expensive? Ha! I spent far more on food and equipment.
Burning Man Gear
Packing it in...
I owned almost no camping gear, so I had to purchase a great number of things. I split my purchases into roughly six categories and spent hours online and at the local hardware store, Target, Wal-mart, REI, Dick's Sporting Goods, Costco, the thrift store, and a couple supermarkets to get everything that (I thought) I needed.
Grand total? I kept most of my receipts, but not the ones for food. I estimate that the cost of equipping myself for Burning Man (not counting my share of the rental car, gas, travel food, nor the ticket itself) was about $1,400. The approximate final total including every dollar I spent to get myself to Burning Man: $2,700. Whoa. Important to note, however, is that I was not trying for savings. I spent $25 on a tutu from Etsy, $35 on my awesome "MU2" pink dust mask, and tended to buy items new (instead of used) for things like a tent ($150 alone), backpack, water bottles, buckets, ATV goggles from the local motorcycle shop, air mattress, and water jug. (I did buy extra sheets and towels from the thrift store, though.) I also went big and rented an SUV, not a small car.
Categories:
  1. Big Gear (tent, sleeping bag, cooler, etc)
  2. Small Gear (tools, dust mask, goggles, etc)
  3. Clothing (all weather clothing, tutu, towels, socks and underwear, etc)
  4. Toiletries (hairbrush, sunscreen, toothbrush, etc)
  5. Lights (headlamp, flashlights, wearable lights, etc)
  6. Food (non-perishables, snacks, meals-in-a-bag, etc)
  7. My Day Pack (What I carried around daily.)
I photographed everything I packed. Because... yeah.

What I brought vs. what I actually used

Disclaimer: you don't actually need all this crap.
I prepare more than any person probably needs to. I asked veteran burners (again and again), I perused the store, I read "must pack" lists online, I didn't want to be without a SINGLE thing I could EVER need, despite that 1. someone else would probably have the thing I forgot and 2. "the playa provides."
One of the best things I did was pack with the intent of arriving late at night and having the necessities close at hand. Because, sure enough, I did arrive late at night. Having my TENT, STAKES, MALLET, SLEEPING BAG, FLASHLIGHT/LANTERN, PILLOW, and TOILET BAG (with TP, a HEADLAMP, and HAND SANITIZER) in immediate reach made my arrival that much less stressful.
Here is everything I intended to bring...
...and whether or not I actually used it.
The items in bold I thought were indispensible, but if you search the internet, you'll find that this opinion varies WIDELY. I did not mark food and clothes since needs will differ based on one's taste and the expected temperature.

1. Big Gear
Clockwise from top...
Burning Man Gear
Item Used? Notes
Camp chair Yes! I used it, my campmates used it, visitors used it. Places to sit are good.
5-gallon water jug Yes We had communal water, so I didn't finish this, but it was nice to have. (The rule is 1.5 gallons per person per day. You don't need the jug necessarily, but you do need to bring water!)
Pool noodles Didn't
Bring
Purpose was to cover rebar pieces; unnecessary here. (Bet you were wondering about those...)
Books
(in box)
No I had a total of five minutes where I thought I'd stop and read during Burning Man.
Manga
(in box)
Yes They were for our camp's "Comic Book Reading Room".
Air pump
(in box)
Yes A campmate and I both pumped up our air mattresses so very quickly using this.
Tent Yes! I got myself a 5-person. Plenty of space. But I could have done a smaller one.
Air mattress Yes Worked for me
Backup tent Didn't
Bring
Were bringing for an emergency, but ran out of space
Tarp No This seemed like a good idea at the time, but I don't know what I would have used it for. It didn't rain.
9-inch spikes Yes My tent did not blow away in the wind, so I'll call that a success.
Wool blanket No The blanket, sleeping bag, and PJs were sufficient. One cold night, I almost used it.
Sleeping bag and blanket Yes! Kept me warm on cold nights.
Sheets Yes Made my air mattress feel like home.
Extra sheet Yes! I covered up my toiletries in my tent. Everything NOT covered with a sheet got covered in dust instead!
Sleeping pad (not pictured) Yes I put the pad between me and the air mattress for warmth.
Pillow Yes! So easy to forget, but so important.
2. Small Gear
Clockwise from top...
Burning Man Gear
Item Used? Notes
Bucket (with lid) Yes! I used this for trash and nearly filled it by the end! (It could also have been used as an emergency toilet.)
Work gloves Yes I mostly used these when helping set up the theme camp.
Rebar Yes I donated this to my camp and it was used, but it was not as heavy duty as what they already brought.
Garbage bags Yes! My camp made good use of these for trash and recycling. (Most trash is carry out, but some can be recycled.)
Pack of N95 dust masks No I'd brought these as backup or if anyone needed them, but I was set.
Mallet Yes For pounding in tent stakes.
Hammer A bit Rarely, while helping set up theme camp.
Long matches Yes These were used a bit to help start the camp stove, but we had a lighter, too.
Fold-up shovel Yes! This was amazingly handy at the end of the week to scoop up MOOP (broken glass, ash, car tracks, etc.)
Various tools A bit Measuring tape was used. I used the pliers, etc, a bit while setting up theme camp. Not much.
Chain and padlock No I never bothered locking up my bike. It wasn't a fancy bike and it seemed unnecessary.
Bright-colored Lanyard Yes! I attached the rent-a-car keys to this. Dramatically reduced the chance of these getting misplaced or buried in the sand. Recommended.
Duct and masking tape Yes Mostly for taping down sheets inside the car to protect it.
Plates and plasticware Yes I didn't need both sets, but this was super handy.
Mini funnel No But it was cute and didn't take up much room.
Metal cups Yes Necessary if you want to partake of drinks from theme camps, who do not provide cups.
Camp pot Yes Mainly for boiling water.
Cameras (count 'em three!) Yes! I'm obsessed. One old one, one cheap one, and my primary one. All three survived the dust, though just barely (and I kept them in ziplocks when not in use).
Solar charger and cord A couple times I didn't really use the solar aspect of my charger, but I was able to hold a full charge within it, which I used to charge a camera later. Only needed to once.
FM radio + ear buds Yes I didn't use this much. The times the radio was the most useful, we were in the car so used the car radio.
Journal and pens Yes! I am a blogger, hear me roar.
Labels and a marker Yes Useful for labeling theme camp items like community food and recycling.
Gas can and funnel Didn't bring We decided to leave these behind. Would not have needed them. We were never close to running out of gas.
Para-cord No Though other people's paracord was used in setting up the theme camp. Useful for guy wires or general rope.
Spray bottle with fan Yes Had it been brutally hot, this would have been awesome. I sprayed myself a couple times for fun.
Smaller bucket Didn't bring Ran out of room. Buckets are always nice to have, but didn't miss it.
3. Clothing
Clockwise from top...
Burning Man Clothes
ItemUsed?Notes
Floppy hat Yes! Loved having this, especially for long, sunny walks, so I didn't have to slather my face with sunscreen.
Underwear (14 pair) 9-10 pairsIf the weather had been hotter/sweatier, I would potentially have used them all.
Socks (13 pair) 9-10 pairsDitto on the above. Wearing socks overnight, after lotioning feet, is a good idea.
Tights (3 short, one long) Yes, allNice to have under a skirt so reduce friction.
Bras (3) Yes, allTwo were sports bras
Scarf with bling YepA fun accessory. On that cold night, I used it as an actual scarf.
Jingly waist / wrist accessoriesYepAnother fun accessory. I got it at the Renaissance Faire.
Outfit in a bag Yes!A sealed jumpo ziplock contained: socks, underwear, bra, shirt, and jeans for the drive home.
Towels (2) YesI only attempted to wash my hair once, but they were nice to have.
Tutu Yes!Tutu Tuesday!
Bathing Suit No I suppose if I had attempted to shower or bathe outdoors, I would have appreciated this.(Yes, it's Burning Man, I should bathe nude, shut up.)
Pajamas (one cool, one warm) YesI always wear PJs, but these were extra appreciated on the cold nights
Short-sleeved shirts (6) Yes, most of them
Tank tops (4) Yes
Long-sleeved shirts (3) YesBut I generally brought more clothes than I needed
Sweaters / jackets (3) YesUsed almost every night. Brrr.
Pants (2 pair jeans, 3 pair capris) YesNot sure I wore all the capris. I wore the jeans nearly every night, though.
Casual pants (2 pair yoga, 2 pj pants) YesThe PJ pants were awesome. Not only did they have wacky designs, but they were oh-so-light.
Skirt and PJ dress Yes, bothLike above, the PJ-style dress was light, comfortable, and fun to wear around town.
Shorts YesThey went well with my tutu.
Sneakers (old) Yes
Sandals Yes(Though, make sure you do foot care after a day of exposing them to the elements.
Hiking Boots YesI wore these once or twice.
Sunglasses (2) YesExcept they were cheap, crappy sunglasses and I ended up taking them off half the time. (That or I was already wearing dust goggles.)
Wrist-band ID holderYes!This zippered pocket on your wrist is an awesome place to put your ID (for alcohol) or cash (for ice and coffee)
JewelrySomeI'm not much of a jewelry person, but it was nice to have something available.
4. Toiletries
Here is where I went really overboard. Clockwise from top...
Burning Man Gear
Item Used? Notes
Hand sanitizer Yes I only needed 1.5 of the small bottles.
Chapstick Yes I only needed one extra tube for my lip balm needs.
Lotion Yes I used several squirts, but not enough to justify the whole bottle.
Eye drops Yes I loved having this. Dust gets in the eyes!
Nasal spray Yes! Great thing to bring! Breathing the dust made me stuffed up. I'm so glad I brought this.
Ibuprofen No (But never hurts to have...)
Band-aids Once? Again, doesn't hurt to have.
Neti-stiks Yes Not necessary, but nice to sniff them and refresh your nose with peppermint and other essential oils.
Pee funnel Yes! Ladies, get one of these. Best thing ever, especially if you wake up in the middle of the night needing to pee. No porta-potty necessary, just aim the funnel at a spare water jug. Google it; I bought mine at REI.
Air deoderizing spray No The porta-potties never smelled that bad.
Bug spray, bug-repelling bracelet No The bugs that "infested" the playa during city setup had all but vanished before the actual festival.
Dry shampoo No Sounded like a good idea. But the one time I washed my hair, I used regular shampoo.
Sunscreen (2 bottles + spray) Yes I brought way more than needed. The spray was not as useful as I'd anticipated.
Aloe vera (gel + spray) No I didn't get a sunburn.
Toilet paper (4-pack, 1-ply) Yes I went through just over one roll. And I'm one of those people who only touches any surface of the potty when there's toilet paper as a buffer. So an average person might only need half a roll.
Tums No No heartburn.
Floss Yes Used, but didn't need both packages.
Q-tips Yes Dust got everywhere.
Toothbrush and toothpaste Yes
Nail files / clippers No The shellac manicure I got prior to leaving held up amazingly well.
Bio-freeze patches No
Tweezers No But didn't take up much room
Hairbrush, hair ties, barettes Yes Two braids worked for me. My hair was full of dust, but I could still brush through and braid.
Mini bottle of shampoo Once My hair, usually greasy, stayed dry most of the week, so I only washed it (over the evap pool) once.
Mini bottle of soap Yes A few times, I wanted to wash my hands properly so badly, that I got this soap and a bottle of water and washed over the evap pool.
Bar soap No
Sinus medicine No But I could have.
Cold wrap No Had it been hotter, I may have tried.
Condoms & lube No I didn't get lucky this time.
Birth control pills Yes I brought them simply so I did not get my period during Burning Man. Worked great! I know, I'm cheating.
Anti-bacterial ointment No Or maybe once? Useful for small cuts.
5-HTP No Some site recommended this. I never felt that out of sorts / depressed.
Witch hazel Yes! I soaked my feet in this to reduce the affect of the alkali dust. My feet were happy, so it must have worked! I used almost all of it.
Bactine No No cuts or scrapes for me
Wet-wipes Yes I only used a single pack, maybe dug into the second one. A nice wet-wipe "bath" is great on those dusty nights.
Plastic squeezy containers No I don't even remember why I brought these.
Yeast infection cream No I was infection-free.
Ear plugs DEAR GOD YES I may not have gotten any sleep without these. I used several. While they are re-usable, they get dusty.
Allergy medicine No? I don't think so, but my sinuses struggled a bit.
Pads / Menstrual cup No Not needed. The pill did its job. But never hurts to have!
Deoderant Yes
Athletic tape No
Foot oil Yes A special olive oil and lime concoction that I think, along with the witch hazel, helped make for happy feet.
5. Lights (and other battery-powered things)
Clockwise from top... (You can get batteries in bulk on Amazon, who knew.)
Burning Man Gear
Item Used? Notes
"O2 Cool" battery-powered fan (big & small) No Again, it wasn't that hot.
Batteries
(24 D-size)
Yes I used 4 batteries for the air pump. Mostly brought for the fans I didn't use.
Batteries
(24 AA-size)
Yes Used a couple for one camera, maybe the alarm clock. Can't remember what else.
Batteries
(6 AAA-size)
Yes! Strangely, everything I used needed these. Tent lantern, FM radio, other camera. Should have brought more!
Batteries
(10 CR927 3V)
No None of the lights that needed these for (mainly Nite Ize) ran out.
Batteries
(4 CR2016 3V)
No Ditto
Alarm Clock Yes It was handy a couple times, though got covered in dust.
Glow bracelets Yes But probably only a quarter of the 100 in the tube. They were easy to accidentally "break" and get the glow started.
Big flashlight Yes Nice to have near the door of my tent for quick light needs.
Medium flashlight Yes Maybe once? Mostly carried as backup.
Small flashlight No Not that I recall, but it didn't take up much room.
Tent lantern (green) Yes! Used just about every night, getting ready for bed.
Solar lights (6) Yes Used two outside my tent to mark guy wires. One arrived broken.
Bike light Yes Handy and bright on my bike
"ShoeLit" lights Yes! Loved these on my shoes!
"ClipLit" lights Yes! Clipped these on my zipper, backpack, etc, very handy at night.
"GetLit" caribiner light" Yes Had this on my backpack. This one almost needed a battery replacement at the end.
"SeeEm" lights Yes Cool to have on my bicycle spokes on my one or two nighttime rides.
Headlamp Yes! A requirement for nighttime potty runs! Didn't use otherwise much except to light myself up on the way to the potty.
EL Wire (green) Yes I wrapped this around my bike frame. Once I figured out how to turn it on, it was pretty cool.
Hair lights Yes These were my favorite light accessory. They look like white pony tails in the photo. They blinked in multicolor. I got complimented on these. I only used two or three.
6. Food
Clockwise from top...
Burning Man Gear
Lessons Learned
Overall, the food I brought worked pretty well.

I did not refill the ice in my cooler (not pictured) since almost nothing needed to be chilled, which helped since the place to buy ice was a good ten-minute walk away.

I brought more than I needed but not by a lot.

I wished I had brought another "meal" like the meal-in-a-bag or soup.

Not having to cook meant less real food but also less dish washing. When you have to dish wash over an evap pool with jugs of water, it's even less fun.

Mini-nalgenes are perfect to put coconut water and Emergen-C in since they are not too heavy after filling.
Item Used? Notes
Paper towels Yes
Cheez Whiz Yes Yummy on crackers! (And weirdly hard to find in the supermarket; it was near the chips not the cheese)
Natural coconut water Yes Perfect hydration! Make them tastier with Emergen-C packets or Crystal Light
V8 mini-cans Yes More tasty electrolyte goodness
Fruit cups Yes Yummy for breakfast
Cheese Yes But not toward the end as I got paranoid about (lack of) refrigeration.
Hard-boiled eggs Yes Really good breakfast the first few days. The shells were a bit MOOPy, so was careful when peeling.
Peanut butter Yes Tasty, salty snack, especially on crackers
Cheese spread No I ate the Cheez Whiz instead.
Hazelnut spread Yes Delicious on crackers! Did not finish it, though.
Pop tarts No
Breakfast tea Yes
Marshmallows No Not much of the whole sitting-around-a-campfire thing.
Trail mix (various) Yes But I only finished one bag I think. I didn't even open the third.
Cup Noodles Yes Made for a good hot dinner on that cold night.
Mini Vegemite packets Yes Salty snack ahoy! Good on crackers.
Power wraps Yes Another tasty, salty snack, slightly healthier than the others.
Fruit-and-grain breakfast bars Yes A good breakfast side snack
Kind fruit-and-nut bars Yes Easy snack to go
Electrolyte water Yes I like having multiple hydration strategies
Water Yes We had communal water, but the jugs were handy to use as pee jugs in your tent. (Recommend a screw-top, though)
Water bottle Yes Nalgenes with their handles are handy to attach to caribiners on your backpack.
Gatorade Yes Mostly drank by attendees to our camp convention.
Dried fruit Yes Yum! Loved having handfuls of these over the course of the day, though had plenty left over.
Meal-in-a-bag (2) Yes Just add boiling water! Decent, though not quite as tasty as I was hoping,
Granola Yes I didn't eat much of this, but it made my breakfast feel more breakfasty.
Pretzel pieces No I might have snacked on these if a campmate hadn't donated a bag of something similar.
Dried apples Yes The bag was huge, though. Even with all my campmates sharing, I'm not sure we finished it all.
Wooden mug Yes The wooden mug was kind of a camp thing. Not necessary, but classy.
Beef jerky (pork jerky, buffalo jerky) Yes This was a great snack! I liked the tender varieties more than the original regular beef jerky.
Beans No
Soup in a can (2) Yes Made for an easy to eat and surprisingly tasty meal. Didn't even heat it, though I could have.
Saltines Yes A great carrier for peanut butter, cheese spread, hazelnut spread, and vegemite.
Cough drops No
Emergen-C Yes Great to add to water / coconut water for both taste and electrolytes/minerals.
Pickles Yes! PICKLES!
Garbage Bags Yes Mostly by the camp.
Ziplocks Yes? I mostly used these to put stuff in to bring, not as much while there.
Juice boxes Yes Great with breakfast
Sponge and dish soap Yes Washing my (and occasionally the camp's) dishes
MY DAYPACK
Most of the items in the pack are mentioned elsewhere... but this is (more or less) what I carried around daily.
Burning Man Gear
Item Used? Notes
Toilet paper (1-ply) Yes (In my "toilet bag")
Camera Yes I always had cameras on me, though tried to enjoy the moment as much as take photos
Mirror Yes Though I mostly brought it for an emergency.
Mini-journal Yes Though I did most of my journaling at camp in my big journal.
Spare dust masks No
Plate and cutlery No I never ended up eating anything from another camp
Caribiners (5) Yes Handy!
Metal cups (big and small) Yes A few times, but I did not drink as much as I thought I would
Sunglasses Yes A few times
Lighter No But doesn't hurt to have in an emergency
Ziplock with bleach wipes No
Mini-nalgene Yes! Great size for carrying around
Plastic bags No But could have been handy?
Bug spray No Even in this, the "bug scare" year, I counted less than three bugs my entire week.
Headlamp Yes (In my "toilet bag". Indispensible)
Goggles Yes! It was a stormy, dusty year!
Crystal Light Yes I did not need to carry this on me
Mini funnel No But isn't it cute?
Neti-stik (2) Yes Nice to sniff, but did not need to carry them around.
Spray sunscreen No I tended to sunscreen up before I left and was rarely gone for more than an hour.
First-aid kit No Luckily
Hand-sanitizer Yes (in my "toilet bag")
Dust mask (pink) Yes! Definitely required when it got dusty out.
Washcloth No
Poncho No Luckily, not a drop of rain this year
Backpack with water tube Yes! I wore this everyday and loved having a water straw to sip from, especially when riding a bike.

Next >