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Our Ireland Route

Tolls and Bacon

Burren Coast Road sign
We sat in the dining room admiring trophies and photos of the proprietor's grandchildren and eating a small portioned but delicious Irish Traditional Breakfast. (This one with mushrooms instead of baked beans, but the same Serious Slab of Bacon.) Young couples sat at the other two tables. After breakfast, the lady informed us that she did not have a credit card. After she said this a few times, I understood she meant she had no "credit card machine." Luckily, I had just enough cash to make the 70 Euro total. Since the last three ATMs I saw in Dublin were out of order, one of our first stops will have to be a cash machine.
We signed the guestbook, checked out, and were sitting in the car outside when I remembered that we forgot to pay the toll. (There is a toll road outside of Dublin that the car rental place warned us about that even the road sign itself instructs drivers to pay online. Weird, but I remembered within 24 hours while we still had (weak) wifi, whew.)
Speaking of which, the wifi in Ireland has been existent, but underwhelming thus far.
Burren Coast Road
The Barren But Beautiful Burrens

The Road More Traveled

Burren Coast Road
A Google Street View Jam
We drove north along the coast of the "Burrens", a beautiful area of limestone rock formations that takes up a good portion of County Clare. Again, narrow twisty roads with locals lining up behind us were the norm.
But what a view!
Google Maps thought we should take an "L" road heading in the direction of Galway, but we disagreed and stuck with the "N" road. We were clearly on the route that most people take to get to Cliffs of Moher judging by the number of tourist buses going the other direction, making us scrape along the curbs and bushes on the left as we tried not to hit them. (The drivers of said buses, however, seemed to be confident they had plenty of room.)

Roundabout Fun

Avoiding Galway was on our agenda, not because it isn't an awesome destination (we're told it is), but because we wanted to avoid driving unnecessarily in the big city.
We realized moments after exiting the first roundabout that we picked the wrong spoke and were headed straight toward Galway's center. Luckily, another roundabout saved us.
Roundabout
Roundabout
Roundabouts near Galway
(courtesy of Google)
Multi-lane roundabouts make me nervous. I'm never sure which lane I should be in. While it seems logical to use the inner lane if we go halfway around or more, at some point we need to get into the outer lane to exit, so what about cars already in that lane?
Gas Station
(Refueling wasn't all
that emotional)
We stopped for gas for the first time this trip.
We were extra careful to make sure we used the green pump (the opposite as America) and filled up, putting in about 25 litres. The pumps were labeled clearly, I assume since tourists have erred before. Using the wrong fuel will put a quick stop to your driving.
If you look at the listed prices, 25 x 10 cents comes out to a €2.50 difference between diesel and unleaded for this tank. Our decision regarding our car rental stands. Luckily, the gas station took our U.S. card (as most places do) since we have had no luck locating an ATM.
We made our way north. Following the signs toward Sligo turned out to be a wise choice as nearly every sign pointed the way. The road widened enough that we almost drove the speed limit at times! But locals still lined up behind us. And we still pulled over to let them pass. (Our going record was six cars.)
City limits were defined by two giant speed limit signs (usually 60kph) on either side of the road, indicating that we should slow down. The irony was that we were rarely going above that to start with.
As we drove through small cities, we found ourselves giving drive-by economic appraisals. Some towns felt old, some were clearly modern, and a number seemed to be going through hardship. The more rural areas looked how I pictured Ireland before I came - rolling green hills with rock walls defining farm boundaries. We saw some trees, but not a ton. This area is mostly grassland dotted with bushes and hills in the distance. Only one construction zone slowed us. No cows or sheep (or chickens) needed to cross the road.
On the N17
On the N17, halfway to Sligo
We were just getting hungry when the highway cut through the center of a cute town. We found a parking spot right there, along the road! Figured that was a sign.

Charlestown

We walked up and down the street, stretching our legs, perusing any menus we happened to see. We stopped by an old church that had a graveyard in front with increasingly modern tombstones naming historical reverends back to 1922, then wandered back to the center of the town since that seemed to be the happening place.
CharlestownCharlestown
Row Houses are definitely a Thing in Ireland
At the cafe, we were presented with this menu:
Charlestown Menu
What country are we in again?
I ordered the Tex-Mex Wrap and sis ordered the Chicken Caesar Salad (not on this page). Mine was good but hers was essentially a giant bowl of chicken and croutons with some strips of lettuce at the bottom. She perused the Mayo Advertiser (noting that one shouldn't advertise that you are an advertiser) while I confused the staff by trying to pay in pounds.

Carrowmore Megalithic Cemetery

I took the wheel and we followed pre-Googled directions to Carrowmore, though the brown road signs in this case were so helpful, we managed to get there without turning around once!
Carrowmore
Trying to guess what the icons mean is fun, too...
We had little idea of what to expect. When we looked up the definition of "Megalithic" it said a large stone used in the construction of a (usually ancient) monument. So, a cemetery. With large stones. All right.
Carrowmore
So... no dogs, unless they poop?
After reading the sign with its Capitalized People, missing apostrophes, elongated spaces, and inconsistent tense, I had two questions: what is the difference between a Visitor and a Patron, and what activities are they concerned people will do "other than parking" in the lot? (This lot is in the middle of nowhere.)
We checked in at Reception and received a laminated map of the grounds. First, we read the descriptions on the walls of the adjacent museum to gain an understanding of what we were about to see. But it didn't help as much as the proprietors surely hoped.
The grounds themselves were spooky and I felt the urge to refrain from photography. We and a handful of other tourists followed the suggested walk through the grass that led to a dozen stone circles, a rock pile called a cairn, and passage tombs from 4,000 freaking B.C. The place was peaceful and the concept baffling. I had no idea anything pre-Giza-pyramid existed in Ireland, but apparently, such places are all over the country.
Carrowmore CircleCarrowmore Tomb
Carrowmore Tombs
As we enjoyed our wander, we couldn't help but yearn to re-imagine the literature. The experience of the place could be much improved, we thought, with better language and explanations. (This is what happens when you get two writers together...)
CarrowmoreCarrowmore Horse
Artistic Photos that Sister Took
One thing that caught our eye, besides the beautiful horses, was a rock pile on a distant hill. Now that we were among the ancient rocks, it seemed clear the monument on the mountain was related. We were curious.
Knocknarea from Carrowmore
Wait, that hill has a hill on it!
Apparently, we weren't the only ones.
We went inside to return the map (for our 3-Euro deposit) and while there, asked, "Can you get to that rock pile on that hill in the distance?" except we only got halfway through the question before the lady pulled out a leaflet from a lower shelf with directions to said pile of rocks.
She told us that the place (called Knocknarea) was about a 10-minute drive, then a 40-minute hike.
We decided to at least drive to the parking lot at the foot of the mountain to get a photo.

Knocknarea

Along the way, as we drove the rural roads, we passed quite a few farms. Many for sale.
Knocknarea Welcome SignAwesome No Climbing Sign
At the base: the story of Knocknarea and possibly our favorite warning sign of the trip
However, we couldn't see the cairn from the bottom, so we figured we'd hike up a bit of the ways, just to get a view.
Knocknarea Trail Knocknarea View
The View Back!
Then endorphins kicked in and we finished the hike, making it all the way to the top!
The rock pile was, as expected, huge. The view was gorgeous. Best activity we didn't plan!
Sacred Summit
Proof we made it
Apparently, many sacred hilltop cairns exist in the area. We speculated how long it must have taken for them to carry all the rocks up here.
When we walked around the rock pile to the other side of the hill, we discovered an ocean view!
Ocean View
The wind blew hard, but the light jacket was enough and we were warmed up anyway. What an amazing place!
And definitely a Fitbit record.
Knocknarea Cow
Artistic (?) Photo that I Took
We continued driving north toward Donegal.

Ireland, like Iceland, Lacks Places To Pull Over And Take Photos

As we were leaving the low speed limit zone, a pretty object caught my eye in the distance. I ungracefully swerved off the road into someone's driveway. Being one lane and a steep incline down, I drove halfway to the house before I found a place to pull off and stop.
Naturally, the owner arrived home minutes after I did, pulled up next to our car and asked if we were okay. So friendly! Not sure if I'd been as friendly with strangers who were using my driveway as a photo-op spot.
Ocean Castle View with Sheep
The photo I went through all that trouble to get
See that castle? Way back there? On the right?
In pulling out of said steep driveway, we have the quote of the day: "No cars coming. No cars coming, well, except for that big truck, but... no cars coming."
When I say big, though, none of these trucks were huge 18-wheelers. But certainly big enough to ram our little Renault.
But Irish drivers are polite, even if fast. We got ourselves back on the road without incident.

Irish Civil Engineers Mess with Us

After we left Sligo's suburbs, something strange happened. The roads got wide.
Really wide.
Unusually wide.
Were we so used to narrow roads at this point that a regular road looked wide to us? A grand illusion? No, indeed. The road was wider than an average interstate lane in the U.S. and even had shoulders. We thought, great! We can finally go the speed limit.
The connection we didn't make was that the locals would feel comfortable going even faster.
The other connection I didn't make until I saw a tiny car approaching from the opposite direction, his tire on the center line as if he couldn't stay within the confines of his own absurdly broad lane, was...
Wide Lane in Ireland Wide Lane in Ireland
... that passing WITHIN THE LANE is the norm!
This concept hurt my head. What's wrong with a wide road for the sake of a wide road?
But we got passed. Again and again. We surmised after observing this new pattern that polite, slow drivers stay to the left side of the left lane to allow drivers to pass on the right side of the same lane.
Question of the day: Which is worse, lanes too narrow to comfortably drive in or lanes so wide, it's considered okay to pass within them, even though it's not quite wide enough for two cars?
Ireland, you could just split the difference. Really, you could.
(Full disclosure, less than an hour later, we passed someone within the lane. Annoying slow drivers!)

Mill Park

We picked a fancy hotel, unknowingly. Our original hope was just to get something outside of the city so we did not have to drive within. We didn't yet realize how tiny Donegal's downtown was.
Fanciness defined:
Breakfast in Bed Breakfast in Bed
Mmm, zoom in and enjoy delicious yoghurt juice, fresh fruit cereal, and a cooked breakfast option
Best part of the hotel: it is in walking distance of downtown. Well, probably everything is, but still! We didn't have to worry about driving to find some grub.

Fitbit Recap

A trip record:
18,206 steps, 88 floors!, 7.4 miles
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