All things considered, if this holiday prompts a multi-day internet blackout in the days preceding, I'm more than happy to spend it in the middle of nowhere on mountain roads. I suspect the twisty switchbacks are statistically safer.
Step Away from the Nutella
We met in a very homey room with couches at Naaz for breakfast at 7:00am. After partaking of toast, corn flakes, baked beans (in case you are British and find that normal), fruit and... well, just give me the jar of Nutella and a spoon and I'll be happy sitting over there in that corner for half an hour... we gathered on the little road outside the guest house.
Luckily, both guest houses had room nearby for 15+ motorcycles to park! More magic of I Am Adventure, figuring out the parking situation in every town.
The motorcycles had all been looked after and serviced during our day rest in Leh, so we were ready to go. The Naaz folk kindly let us leave some luggage in one of the rooms for our two-day side trip. We'd be back. If we survived...
Over the Mountain
The river valley on the other side of Khardung Pass is called Nubra Valley. It may be the only place you will see sand dunes and a river next to each other. Turtuk is the farthest a Western tourist can go in that direction (and only that since 2010!) and one can really feel it, like no other place I've been.
Our route included a night in Tirith and a night in Turtuk
Khardung-la
If I pronounce it Khardoom-la, it is just a slip of the tongue, I'm sure...
We left from Leh and were up in the hills in minutes. Fog clung to everything. The road was full of puddles. The air is so thin up here, your vehicle struggles as much as you to reach the top.
One hour from the top
Five minutes from the top
. . .
The top!
Although recent research suggests that this is no longer the highest motorable road in the world and that 18,380ft (5,600m) is an overestimate, the actual elevation being 17,582ft (5,359m)... it is still the highest I've ever been (and possible ever will be) by far! At least without pressurized oxygen. And how awesome is that!?
Also, we were finally out of the rain...
...but that's only because it was snowing! Yep, a mid-summer day's snow.
But I was as happy as could be. Even though my hands were shaking and teeth were chattering, I could not stop smiling. (Especially when someone thoughtfully brought over some cups of hot tea. I was shivering so much, it dripped over the side, but I didn't care.) The celebratory atmosphere of reaching the summit contagiously spread around, like a party at the top of the world.
At the top: snow, a souvenir shop and a monastery
I have heard that they regularly change the signs up here. There were three different signs I could photograph myself next to, but I've seen even more variations on Google.
As we descended 8,000 feet (2,400 meters) into Nubra Valley, the snow disappeared and you could see the switchbacks stretching to the horizon.
Khardung-la Road
Also, yaks
North Pullu
In North Pullu, halfway to the bottom, we stopped for snacks and tea. I also made use of the facilities, which cost 10 rupees. In general, I welcome restrooms that cost money because they tend to have standards. (Not high standards, but standards.) Although it wasn't the cleanest ever, it was an actual porcelain squat toilet that flushed. It was an agreed-upon fact by every woman I surveyed that the restrooms at Khardung Pass were not something you'd want to use. The ones at North Pullu were serviceable.
Just Hop on the Back!
So, several times since our trip had started, my travel companions had offered (or offered up other people) to let me ride on the back of a motorcycle for a spell, ostensibly because I was missing all the fun just sitting in the SUV. I was not sure that rough, muddy roads, river crossings, and puddles for hours sounded very appealing, especially as my pants supply was limited. Then, I overheard Akarsh say the magic words, "We're only 3 hours away and it's all smooth tarmac from here!"
So, after wrangling up a helmet and gloves (a couple extras were lying around for backup riders), I hopped on Sigi's pillion. For Americans and others who have not heard this British term, this is not as naughty as it sounds. A pillion is, as you might have guessed, the rear seat on a motorcycle.
The Wave?
In the U.S., motorcyclists often wave to each other as they pass (a fact I never knew until I rode one.) This "wave" consists of holding out your left arm low and putting two fingers out (like the Victory sign.)
That doesn't work here. India drives on the left side so if you held out your left hand low, a passing rider would fail to see it. If you held out your right hand in a similar manner, well, you'd be taking your hand off the throttle. As I rode on the back with Sigi, I discovered that the compromise was a more standard wave. Left hand, but held high and waving like two people meeting on the street.
No idea if this alternate wave is an India thing, a tourist thing, or just a natural result of attempting to greet fellow bikers in a simple, visible way. Notably, The Wave could only realistically be a rural tendency, as the percentage of vehicles in an average city in India that are motorbikes is likely over half.
Like A Painting
The scenery was absolutely stunning. So beautiful, it looked fake, which seems a strange way to compliment nature. Whether it was because I was seeing the mountains surrounding the valley more up close and personal or just because it happened to be a gorgeous stretch, I will never know. Either way, Google Earth makes it look incredible.
North Pullu to the town of Khardung (not the pass) made additionally amazing by the "tilt" function
During my ride, I found out that Sigi wears a helmet cam! He passed the other bikers on the road so he could pull off at the next curve and film them all going down. Very cool. One bonus of being on a motorbike? The traffic was backed up because workers were re-paving the road. But motorcycles can just sneak by all that.
We stopped at the fork at the bottom of the hill where I was welcomed with open arms by the rest of the motorcyclists who were pleased to have me as part of the group! Very sweet.
Our stop was apparently coming up, but I saw no sign of a tent camp. The road was quiet and we seemed far from civilization. We descended into a little oasis of trees then, a turn or two later, Tirith Camp appeared out of nowhere. I never would have known it was there.
Hidden Tirith Camp
The staff unpacked our luggage efficiently, though it was starting to get strewn around as it is impossible to tell whose is whose.
Surreal
This place cannot exist. I must have dreamt it.
I mean, there we were in the middle of nowhere. We walked through the rows of large tents into a little hidden building at the far end. Inside, it was suddenly like we were back in the city. There were uniformed waiters - polite, English-speaking waiters - serving us at tables with clean plates and silverware on crisp tablecloths. A whole fancy buffet was laid out for our lunch as if we had not just spent the last week on the road and had gone over a pass so high, you could not believe anything existed on the other side.
And if that was not magic enough...
Cleanest. Restrooms. Ever.
Not only that, the sinks had soap, the toilet paper was kept stocked, everything you needed was already there!
The Impossibly Pristine Facilities
These may be, in fact, the cleanest restrooms in the entire country, possibly even including my own apartment. Better than the en-suite ones simply because someone came and mopped the floor every time you walked out, to clear off any mud you tracked in.
(And we did track in mud. Because, you guessed it, it was raining.)
The best shower of my trip was taken here. An unexpected pleasure so (seemingly) far from "civilization". Even besides that, Tirith is simply a beautiful location.
It's hot. It's a spring. What else did you need?
I had not brought a bathing suit. So, when I heard about the possibility of a hot spring, I took off my money belt, stowed my mobile phone in the tent, and found an outfit that I did not mind getting totally submerged. I put a change of clothes in a plastic bag (to keep them dry) and headed out in one of the three vehicles going the 30km to the hot spring.
Once we arrived and parked, we quickly located the indoor changing room, one side for women and one side for men, with a guy taking 50 rupees at the entrance. Each of the four stalls had a shower (though there was no toilet) and across from the stalls was a simple spa-sized pool with about a foot of water in it (even less water in the one on the men's side). Most people went in and changed but at least one member of the party wanted to hike up and check out the hot spring before committing. I went with him.
There was no hot spring. Let me rephrase. There was a literal spring (water coming out of the mountain) and it was boiling hot, like it should be... but there was not any actual pool to sit in and enjoy it. (After following the little spring for a while, we found a structure under construction so maybe a hot spring pool will be a future addition?)
The closest they had was a really scary looking concrete hole.
So at this point, I was grumpy. Kind of a long drive for nothing. The ones who had changed into bathing suits were quite chilly (it was not warm up here) so I leant Vivi my towel to wrap in and for a while, we just looked at each other, wondering what to do.
Proof I'm With the Best Traveling Companions Ever
While I relished in my whininess, the others decided to make the best of it. A couple of them braved the scary concrete hole. And more of them gathered in the ladies room, filled up buckets with hot water from the shower (which I assume comes from the hot spring at least?) and made the pool work as the closest we could get to a hot spring experience. Finally, after doing my part to increase the water level, I couldn't be grumpy any longer. Everyone was laughing and having a grand old time. I went ahead and stepped in the co-ed bath and enjoyed splashing around with a dozen other grown-ups.
By the end, I was smiling. Never would have believed that possible. (I also realized that I am far, far more modest than I thought I was...)
Party Tent
Some poor folks' tent became the party tent. Liquor and snacks were passed around. Richard Cheese was listened to. Silliness was had. Dinner that night - served in tableclothed glory - consisted of all sorts of chicken dishes. (I don't know where they got the chicken...) As we ate, Sigi entertained us with a selection of his helmet-cam videos. Someone also had a short video of us all taking a bath together in the ladies changing room. Our own "hot spring". Rob presented Akarsh with some gifts, including a naughty Amsterdam T-shirt which he sportingly wore around in public later, to thank him for all his hard work.
Incidentally, we were not passing around the diamox at the dinner table any longer, as it is not really needed once acclimated, so I had my last tingly fingers of the trip.
Morning Dew
Breakfast, just as omeletastic as usual, was not until 8am, but somehow, I was up at six anyway, wandering through the dew-covered grass, trying to but not successful at taking a photo of the rising sunlight hitting the mountainside with fog clinging to the top.
At the petrol station, there was apparently "no fuel for 10 days". Yikes. We filled up on reserves, which we have been keeping a lot of lately.
These Walkie Talkies are Very Suspicious
After crossing a bridge that said "Weak Bridge" which is not confidence inspiring to drive over and just before that passing a sign that said "No Photography Allowed" which, according to Akarsh, they are very serious about (because they are afraid foreigners will learn to make crappy bridges?) we hit a police checkpoint.
The men left the car to go give our permits to some young guys in fatigues. Meanwhile, an older dude in a red shirt came up to the car and asked us ladies where we were from. Then he picked up the walkie talkie from the seat back pocket and looked at it curiously (because it looks like a satellite phone maybe? No idea.) But they let us continue up the road.
The drive to Turtuk seemed comparatively safe. Dry. No big drop-offs. Not even much traffic. (The only worrying thing was, of course, the proximity of the border of Pakistan-controlled Kashmir.) We passed by the little town of Diskit, where there was a cool temple on a hilltop that was just impossible to photograph from a moving car, and drove along a river that was indeed surrounded by sand dunes. We also passed by some hitchhikers, which has been somewhat rare up here, but had no room for them.
Road to Turtuk
River Through the Desert
The drive was just a few hours which seemed quite short compared to most of our ten hour plus days. We passed by a fair amount of road workers and offered them some of our over abundance of snacks.
Before our final push into the hills of Turtuk, we stopped and took photos with the whole crew and munched on the chips, soda, and other snacks we had brought (that had, more often than not, been sitting neglected in the car.)
Photo bombing a photo bomb
Because I'm like that, when I saw a coke bottle rolling around in the area we just vacated, I went and picked it up and threw it in our box of trash in the back of the truck. I can't be positive it was ours - but it probably was. Campsite rule!
Earn Your Accommodation
Turtuk
We reached the main street of Turtuk (which, we learned later, was not where most of Turtuk was) and pulled into a big vacant lot where everyone could park. Then came the hike up to Maha Guest House. High altitude or not, it was still a steep climb! I took a lot of breaks and was glad that someone else was carrying the luggage up, despite that I in general like to carry my own stuff as a reminder not to pack so much crap next time.
I followed someone through the narrow sidewalks until eventually we arrived at the two-story guest house.
Sunflower Garden
Maha had a sunflower garden and infinite apricot juice. We snacked and sipped juice while we rested and waited for our rooms to be ready. A little later, we all gathered for lunch. Our midday meal consisted of dal (lentils), rice, cauliflower, and something that was the size and shape of roti, but looked like that Ethiopian bread on metal plates as we sat under a tent cover among the flowers.
Here, us ladies (Vivi, Maria, and I) shared one of the ensuite rooms.
In the room, they thoughtfully provided us a power strip to plug in all our various devices. However, what we did not learn until later was that the electricity availability is very limited, pretty much only on for a few hours in the evening. Luckily, they had solar-heated hot water, which they will bring up in buckets for a hot shower.
Maha Guest House: Our Room and the View from the Porch
A trio of backpackers from Israel showed up looking for a room. It was hard to find someone who worked there to double check, but it did indeed look like our group took over the whole establishment. I felt kinda bad for them as it is quite a hike up.
Amazing Turtuk
The rest of the afternoon consisted of me falling in love with Turtuk.
From the road, it kind of looked like any other village we passed. But once you get up into the hills where the people live, you start to see what makes it special. In the afternoon, we began our walk, first heading to a hilltop monastery. The climb, which was less steep than the climb just to get to the guest house, had stunning views of the valley.
We hung out at the prayer-flag-filled top for some time, enjoying the scenery so much that we did not even check to see if we could actually enter the monastery. (It was unclear whether it was still used as such.)
Beautiful Turtuk
Someone told me, then I confirmed later on Google Maps, that we were looking in the direction of K2 in the above shot.
Wow
Our group got separated as we wandered down. Sigi, Maria, Baba, and I ended up walking aimlessly around the village, picking apricots off the endless apricot trees, and saying hello to the cutest children who all seemed to know a bit of English and Hindi as well as their native language (Balti, someone told me because this is / used to be part of Baltistan.)
Narrow canals criss-crossed the town alongside the sidewalks; the road and sounds of passing traffic were nowhere to be heard. Almost a paradise, it seemed a safe and fun place to be a child, running up and down the sidewalks, grabbing a drink or an apricot whenever needed. The villagers lived in sunken stone houses with vegetable gardens and walnut trees were also in abundance. I do not remember the last time I've been so charmed by a place. I tried to imagine what it was like in winter, which I suspect might mean harder times here, especially since it was unclear whether the houses had electricity. This village may have remained unchanged for decades.
The children were friendly and Sigi played silly games with them, prompting squeals of delight. The older locals tended to keep their curious distance (Turtuk was only open to foreigners in 2010, so I wonder if we are some of the first westerners they've seen?) but some teenagers and young adults talked to us. One particularly friendly brother and sister spent a while chatting with us in Hindi and English, though asked that we not post any photos of them to the internet. The sister wore a headscarf, like the majority of women I've seen here, but wore it pretty loosely.
Juley!
You cannot spend time in Turtuk without learning "Juley!" (emphasis on the "ey".) It appears to be an all-purpose "Hello", "Goodbye", "Good health", everything kind of word. I said it to all sorts of random people we passed and they pretty much always said it back.
The Bridge
We finally found our way back to the bridge that led over a fast river and returned us to the main road. We stopped for tea in what might have been the town's only restaurant next to the bridge. All the other patrons inside were local men (with the same Tibetan features), so we must have made quite a sight: an Austrian, a Guatemalan, a South Indian, and me.
Found Our Way Down to Turtuk Bridge
The Restaurant next to the Bridge
We made it back just before sundown and the 7:30pm call to prayer. I was too lazy to eat the chicken part of the dinner which would have involved stripping it from the bones. The others joked that I'm a lazy American - I can't eat meat unless it's done up in a patty.
After dinner, I helped Maria think of some "awards" to give various motorcyclists. Things like "Back of the Pack", "Overtaking Demon", "Most Unexpected", and "Best Performance".
Early Morning
Turtuk Puppy
The dawn call to prayer from the mosque came at 4:45am. Akarsh's loud knock came at 5am. My alarm went off at 5:20am. We packed by flashlight, brought our bags down to the pile, then enjoyed a roti and apricot jam snack.
It was drizzling out.
The luggage car and other SUV drove up to the bridge to pick us up so that we did not have to hike the steep way down. Somehow, the guys carrying the luggage either did not get the message or just wanted to carry everything all the way back down the hill. We hung out by the bridge and played with a puppy before heading down.
While we waited for all the luggage to be brought down, I talked to two kids aged 10 and maybe 7. They were cute up until they asked for money. Akarsh and I gave them some snacks instead.
We discovered that we were running out of bottled water and they did not sell any at the general store, likely because the river water is probably clean enough to drink. Luckily, it is common enough to find in the villages.
Our Favorite Vehicle: The Luggage Truck
Foreigner Tax
We stopped for breakfast in one of the little villages on the way back to Khardung-la. Another delicious omelette, stuffed parantha and chai. Only this time, the owner of the restaurant, upon seeing so many non-Indians, got a little carried away with his arithmetic. Akarsh spent a good quarter hour looking at every single item, line by line, his calculator out. He compared it to the posted menu and found over 600 rupees ($12) worth of discrepancies.
The owner of the restaurant belatedly explained that there is a different price for foreigners. Oh, we see. Yeah.
One Last Look Down Khardung-la Road
Back Over the Pass
We stopped not once, but twice, for rocks in the road. Amazing how fast they got cleared. It was not snowing this time when we reached the top, but there was snow on the ground. We got out and took some photos near one of the at least four signs.
Me and Someone Crazier Than Me!
Not Nervous At All
As we drove along the switchbacks on the other side, someone pointed out the metal remains of a truck that had fallen below. It was the third such vehicle I had seen. On one hand, it definitely makes the drive down a little scarier. On the other hand, if such things happened very often, there would surely be much more evidence since I assume no vehicles are ever removed from their final resting places.
We saw other bicyclists (hard core!) making the journey up and gave them some of our bottled water.
Five Minutes from Top
Leh Through the Fog
Ten Minutes to Leh
This is the Part Where I'm a Wimp
Akarsh kindly told me the names of all sorts of Hindu (and otherwise) Gods I could pray to as he sped as fast as humanly possible down the curvy roads on our approach to Leh, blasting music.
I had an idea that I would film the cruise down, just so I had evidence of the speed (and awesome view). I did. But then I ended up just making a little video with all my clips set to the soundtrack of the Song of Our Trip: "Ambarsariya." Makes it look relaxing, almost. (The actual soundtrack to the fastest part, notably, was "We Will Rock You.")
A Drive Through Ladakh
(Should be playable in Chrome or Firefox. You should also be able to right-click and download.)
Even after all that, the bikes still beat us.
Sporadic Internet is Better Than No Internet At All
After we reached Leh, we discovered that the internet had returned!
Though that might be overstating it a bit.
Not wanting to type out a long email on my phone, I went to one of the ubiquitous internet cafes. The first computer I sat at simply was not responding. (Granted, I have extremely high expectations,
working in the tech industry.) I restarted that one and tried the machine next to it, but nothing connected, then I received an SSL error. The attending dude reset some IP settings, then things
seemed to work. I finally had a chance to write my (one) email. But as soon as I hit send, a message appeared across my screen.
"The Internet has gone down."
At my groan, another couple on their way out laughed sympathetically, saying the same thing had happened to them.
Ten minutes (longest ten minutes ever) later, it came back up. Luckily, the email looked like it had sent and, more importantly, was not lost. I re-sent it, just to be sure.
The attendant felt bad for me and so only charged me for the hour(!) it took me to send my one email. 70 rupees instead of 100.
Bonfire Farewell
Final Night
For the majority of the European motorcyclists, tonight was the final night of the trip. We all wandered over to KC Garden restaurant for a goodbye dinner, drinks, and awards ceremony, hosted by Maria.
We had to ask for some drier wood for the fire because the original branches inside were not lighting.
And it was drizzling.
Once again, we were served chicken appetizers first... that I did not realize were appetizers and got full from before dinner. (This is about the fourth time this has happened to me in India; chicken appetizers are filling, dude!)
There were more toasts than you could possibly count and hugs all around.
Bon Voyage
I was going to sleep in, but instead woke up early to eat breakfast (read: Nutella) with everyone heading out. A couple of the original motorcyclists were staying one more day in Leh, but most everyone was on the morning flight. They hopped into the waiting taxis and left (the motorcycles were being shipped back separately).
For those of us staying on, we decided to take another day in Leh instead of going to Kargil. Since we were all going by vehicle, we could cross a much further distance in one day and make it to Srinagar in a single shot.
That Big White Thing
I think this may have been the first entire day without any rain at all. Enjoying the (sunny!) day, we wandered around the neighborhoods of Leh, heading in the general direction of the hill behind us, clearly with subconscious intent to see what the heck that white thing was.
Smiling, because I don't realize yet how many steps it takes to get up there
By some coincidence, we found ourselves on the road that led directly to the beginning of the stairway up the hill. We looked at each other, then started climbing, taking many rests along the way. We saw other tourists doing the same thing, though during one rest period, after we said, "Oh, we'll get there sometime today," one snarky older fellow on his way down retorted, "Today, or tomorrow?" It was pretty funny.
Just when I thought I was used to the altitude...
As you might recall, this is called a stupa. This particular stupa has its own Wiki entry.
Look at that blue sky...
At the top, the hot sun (sun, what's that?) was beating down on us. We enjoyed the panoramic view of Leh, but decided not to remove our shoes for a deeper stupa look, like the other folks in this photo are doing.
We walked a full rotation, in the correct direction of course.
I could feel my skin turning red so I proceeded to (being less careful about direction) ask every white person I came across for sunscreen. I was finally successful when I asked a parent. (Parents tend to have that kind of stuff on them.) I happily rubbed that SPF 50 all over my face.
Back in town, I ran into the rest of the gang, had some mint tea, and watched as Raj and Akarsh enjoyed a Head Massage. Our final evening in Leh was my favorite dinner of the trip on the rooftop terrace of a restaurant called Dreamland. I believe it was Kashmiri food. Momos, biryani, curries to die for and garlic-cheese naan.
Did I mention the donkeys?
The donkeys wandered Leh like the cows do in Delhi, occasionally saying hello to (or startling) nearby humans.
(I guess the left one could have given me directions...)